{"product_id":"ship-happens","title":"\"Ship Happens\"","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWell… ship happens.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd apparently so does piracy, bad decisions, and eternal skeleton energy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Ship Happens” features a delightfully unhinged skeleton pirate who clearly missed a few life lessons and decided to sail anyway. Handcrafted with real shark teeth, this 11x14 piece brings together coastal chaos, pirate mischief, and just enough dark humor to make your beach house guests do a double take.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s not your average cute nautical décor, this one has been through things. Possibly storms. Possibly poor judgment. Definitely both.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for anyone who:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eloves pirates but also questionable decision-making\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003edecorates like they tell good stories later\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eenjoys coastal vibes with a side of chaos\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eunderstands that sometimes life just… ship happens\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Size: 11x14 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Handmade with real shark teeth\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Skeleton pirate design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Coastal nautical wall art\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• One-of-a-kind handmade piece\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDead? Yes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRegretful? Probably not.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStill sailing anyway? Absolutely.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause when life sinks your plans… \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eyou just repaint the ship and keep going.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Salt \u0026 Bone Studio","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":53883201028460,"sku":null,"price":175.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey","offer_id":53883201061228,"sku":null,"price":175.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White","offer_id":53883201093996,"sku":null,"price":175.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0932\/1493\/3356\/files\/IMG_9879.png?v=1780955193","url":"https:\/\/saltandbonestudio.com\/products\/ship-happens","provider":"Salt \u0026 Bone Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}