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"Neighborhood Watch"

"Neighborhood Watch"

Regular price $300.00
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Every neighborhood has a watch program.

In Florida… it just has teeth.

“Neighborhood Watch” features a full attitude alligator built from real shark teeth, because nothing says community safety like a prehistoric swamp tank that didn’t sign up for anyone’s nonsense. This 16x20 piece is equal parts coastal humor, Florida chaos, and “please don’t test him” energy.

He’s not nosy. He’s proactively informed.

And he absolutely saw what you did.

Perfect for:

  • Florida homes that understand the assignment
  • swamp lovers, gator fans, and chaos enthusiasts
  • man caves, beach houses, or “don’t touch my stuff” walls
  • anyone who trusts a gator more than a HOA
Details:

• Size: 16x20 inches
• Handmade with real shark teeth
• Alligator silhouette design
• Coastal swamp / Florida-inspired wall art
• One-of-a-kind handcrafted piece

The Vibe:

Friendly? No.
Helpful? Debatable.
Effective deterrent? Absolutely.

Because in this neighborhood… the watch program bites back.

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